They see me rollin

I have just noticed that Beautiful Katamari is coming out for the XBox 360 and not the PS3, which has actually made my PS3 spectacularly even more useless than it already is. Yes, I did end up with a PS3 through a bizzare twist of fate. Yes, I do feel dirty.

I'm really quite disappointed with my Playstation 3 so far because I was really expecting there to be much more exclusive and good material for it, but really, up to this point it's just been a ridiculously expensive PS2 that somehow manages to make my PS2 games look worse than they would if I just played them on an actual PS2.

Really, my only motivation at this point for not gutting the PS3 for parts and using them to build a kickarse robot is Metal Gear Solid 4, which I maintain hope will manage to be yet more confusing than all past installments in the Metal Gear Solid series. But that's all. Everything else could be fufilled by a decent XBox 360. Plus the 360 has Dead Rising, which is an awesome game that will never, ever get old.

I mean, now it's got Katamari as an exclusive. Katamari kicks ass. It's all I use my PS3 for right now anyway. Katamari Damacy is pretty much the best game ever made.

I remember seeing it in the store, back when it was released at crappy bargain bin price. I believe my initial reaction, based on the box, was 'what'. I bought it on a whim, figuring I needed some crap game I could blow some time on and never think of again.

My memory of the following days begins to fade after approximately the eighth day of constant gameplay. My next memories involve waking up in an alley in a pool of my own vomit next to a gigantic ball of tape with several homeless men stuck to it. Scrawled across the walls in some red paint of unknown origin were the words 'make the moon' repeated ad infinitum across the walls of the nearby store.

I really liked that game.

Now it's coming out for the 360.

I don't really have money for a 360.

There is only one solution. I must construct a robot from PS3 parts and send it off to rob a series of banks and possibly have wacky adventures with a funny black sidekick and a firey redhead love interest, just like in that film I saw. I think it was called Casablanca.

No time to finish this post, I have to work on the robot. Maybe I'll play some Katamari after I'm done.

This is the last known entry in the author's journal. After writing it, he apparently constructed a bank robbing automaton and went mad realizing he had destroyed the very thing upon which he intended to play this 'Katamari'. He is currently in residence at Arkham Asylum, where he is reported to be spending most of his time raving about 'how many things there are on Earth' and scrawling constellations on the walls in crayon.

The robot's location is unknown. It was last seen with Eddie Murphy heading towards the Mexican border with several generic large sacks with single dollar signs printed upon them. More on this situation as it develops.

~Pudding