I'm told I don't write in this thing nearly as often as I should. Considering my readership - people I hate and people who refuse to love me despite all my good qualities - I feel I update exactly often enough.
'Good qualities'? I hear you saying. 'Which good qualities would these be?'
You insinuate that I am without any good qualities whatsoever, but I scoff at these claims. It is the work of minutes to come up with a list of all the good things I am.
Yep.
Any minute now.
...fuck. I'll come up with something eventually.
In the meantime, have a story.
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Once upon a time there was a boy who loved a girl, and for a long time was not able to tell her. Then, finally, he did, and found out that the girl loved everybody but him. The boy was heartbroken. So he killed her, and buried her body in his backyard. This story has a moral. Do you see the moral? Do you? Aha. AHAHA. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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I... uh... I have a really stable mental state! Yeah! That's a good quality. Right?
Aw crap.
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Comic update - the website is done and ready to be put up. However, the actual strip is not up and running due to general laziness among the drawing slaves. They will be whipped and put to work. Oh, how they will be whipped.
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