oh blimey i've still got one of these blog things haven't i
It's come to my attention that in previous years, people I know have been forced to humiliate themselves in front of the internet in the name of their report card by writing blogs much like this one except not run by me obviously. I found one of these by accident while putting the name of a girl I know through google for entirely non-stalking related reasons and the result has been several hours of hilarity as I peruse standardized articles on the same topic from several different people with responses ranging from well-thought out and nuanced to eye-bleedingly soul-crushingly horrible.
the things i've seen
Now, as a result of not subjecting myself to the relevant course, I never had to do this. But why don't I? I have myself read the travails of dedicated journalists getting to the heart of the issues that affect us today, and I sit here writing silly articles about people who engage in sex acts with badgers? No more, I say.
From this day forth, Pudding Entertainment will bring you its brand of hard hitting analysis ofcurrent world events, starting right now!
Now where does one find current world events? Why, by trolling news sites and reading the headlines!
TO THE WEBSITE OF BBC NEWS
I am confronted by a cornucopia of exciting current world events! Time to sample but a few!
The UN says many people, including children, are killed in Sri Lanka as shells hit a crowded hospital in a rebel-held area.
okay i don't have anything funny to say about this one actually
An armed gang ransacks a synagogue in Venezuela, and demands that Jews be expelled from the country.
this one either
Kenya declares a week of national mourning after two large fires in a week claim more than 135 lives.
okay maybe this wasn't the best idea for a comedy blog
Well, so much for that, then. The world is too crappy to make light of. Nothing could possibly ever make these horrible world events any better.
Wait! What if it were possible to... yes!
There we go.
~Pudding
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