Badgsturbation

I couldn't think of what to write for this update, because I'm a lazy twat who hasn't slept for quite a while. So I went to Wikipedia and clicked Random Article. It served me an informative monologue on the noble sport of badger baiting.

Badger Baiting.

Here, I'll put it in big text so you can get that exactly right with no errors in your thought processes.

BADGER BAITING

Yes. I was incredulous too. But Wikipedia sagely informed me that badger baiting was "a blood sport involving the baiting of badgers."

Well that clears things right up.

Upon further research, I discovered that badger baiting is the barbaric and possibly erotic, if performed under the right conditions, sport of pitting a slavering terrier against a poor somewhat less than defenceless badger.

That is fucking awesome.

Really. I think the English had it right when they came up with this. Dog. Badger. Locked in mortal combat. Best. Sport. Ever.

Cause I can't really think of anything more to say on this subject, I'm going to compile a list of deathmatches that would possibly be even more exciting.

• Snake vs. Mongoose
• Ant vs. Gerbil
• Jesus vs. Robot
• The Terminator vs. Captain Planet
• Pudding vs. Post He's Getting Bored With And Will Probably Just Cut Off Midsente

~Pudding